livestage ([personal profile] livestage) wrote2025-05-30 01:24 pm

UNHOLY DISORDER

You find yourselves in a surprisingly sterile room. It's entirely white, almost blindingly so. There are a few beanbag chairs to sit on, though perhaps not enough for your entire family. On one of the walls, there's a laminated poster of a wheel. At the center of the room is a table with a glass case on top. If you lift the case, you'll find a single red button. Behind a glass panel on the wall is a monitor that is currently off.

Curiously, it does not seem as though you can actually destroy anything in this room (save for a simple note by the button), regardless of how much you may try. The glass will never shatter. The poster cannot be torn into pieces. Furthermore, your blessings and powers are off and none of your personal belongings are actually on your person.

A simple note lays by the button on the table, a reminder of your directive: Will you push the button?
notlikeanyone: (unmask)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notlikeanyone 2025-05-31 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Exactamundo, buddy.

[ taps the wheel on "o dam" ]

Look at the spelling, that's a violent drowning right there, I'll bet.
grifteryshack: (17)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] grifteryshack 2025-05-31 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, but that just plain wouldn't be insurance fraud, that'd be bullshit!
notlikeanyone: (keep being tsun about it)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notlikeanyone 2025-05-31 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
This a bee-ess wheel of bee-ess punishments.
grifteryshack: (52)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] grifteryshack 2025-05-31 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, you're allowed to say the bs word. We haven't got any little kids, only you edgy teens.
notlikeanyone: (uh huh)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notlikeanyone 2025-05-31 12:47 am (UTC)(link)





Yeah I really just talk like this, even when I'm stuck with boomers.
grifteryshack: (126)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] grifteryshack 2025-05-31 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
With what now?
notlikeanyone: ('^';;)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notlikeanyone 2025-05-31 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ hlep ]

Uh, people who're old enough to hear mature language, basically. Because you've already had your booming success in life, while kids are still waiting to explode onto the scene.
grifteryshack: (64)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] grifteryshack 2025-05-31 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yyyeeeaah I don't know about any booming success. But sure. Yeah. I getcha.