UNHOLY DISORDER

[livestage]

You find yourselves in a surprisingly sterile room. It's entirely white, almost blindingly so. There are a few beanbag chairs to sit on, though perhaps not enough for your entire family. On one of the walls, there's a laminated poster of a wheel. At the center of the room is a table with a glass case on top. If you lift the case, you'll find a single red button. Behind a glass panel on the wall is a monitor that is currently off.

Curiously, it does not seem as though you can actually destroy anything in this room (save for a simple note by the button), regardless of how much you may try. The glass will never shatter. The poster cannot be torn into pieces. Furthermore, your blessings and powers are off and none of your personal belongings are actually on your person.

A simple note lays by the button on the table, a reminder of your directive: Will you push the button?

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

[ nothing can break



still throws a beanbag chair at Goose ]

HEY GOOSE SHRIKE, KING OF RAPTORS! I'M CHALLENGING YOU and any other cowboy down to dance I guess TO FIGHT FOR BUTTON PUSHING or not pushing RIGHTS!

[ fuck his entire life ]

1/2

[brother_nature]

Wha--

[BEAN BAG TO THE FACE

ACTIVATED]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[he didn't hear the part about the button just that he's bein' called out to fight

taking the beanbag chair in his hands

then BITING INTO IT TO RIP IT OPEN to spill out all those beans!!!! or sand or whatever]

Hey Heron you see this??? This is gonna be you in ten minutes!

[TOSSING TO THE SIDE AND JUST LEAPING AT HIM]

Re: DISCUSSION

[untilldeath]

HEY GOOSER! You're not thinking of leaving me out, are ya?

[Because guess who's coming in for a solid punch.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[mother FUCKER his face]

--so you ain't all twigs and guitars huh??

[he may be seeing stars but he's still gonna try to whip around, grab his wrist and just fuckin' TOSS HIM]

Re: DISCUSSION

[untilldeath]

[ . . . FUCK HE'S TOSSED.

And he doesn't have access to his blessings right now to help out, so yeah... slamming to the ground for a moment.]

Shit- how the fuck-

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[NO WORDS ONLY POUNCE

POUNCE!!! ON FORTE!!!]

Re: DISCUSSION

[untilldeath]

[ AHAHA if they don't die to another family, maybe they'll all kill each other first. Because fuck-

Well, he kicks a leg out, hoping to disrupt the pounce and get him in the gut.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[he stick that leggy out!! LANDING ON RIGHT IN THE GUT]

FUCKIN noodle limbs--!!

[kinda topples to the side

and grabs his leg to toss him AGAIN]

1/2

[untilldeath]

FUCK, DUDE-

[TOSSED AGAIN. There he goes- he moves to try and quickly stagger back up to his feet and wipe a bit of blood from his nose after landing against the wall.]

2/2

[untilldeath]

GET OVER HERE! It's my turn to toss you-!

[But anyway he just leaps wildly back at him again, though, fists flying. He's probably also preoccupied with Heron.]

Re: 2/2

[brother_nature]

[probably just after he finally gets Heron off him and then, AMBUSHED]

What the hell, are you a monkey now?!

[ARMS UP, BLOCKING]

Re: 2/2

[untilldeath]

Wrong family member!

[Attempts to kick him in the balls while trying to distract him with the thrown punches.]

[brother_nature]

MONKEYS AIN'T BIR--

[OH

NOT EVEN GOOSE IS IMMUNE TO THAT


down he goes]

FUCK

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

Don't promise me a good ti-IME-!

[ yelps and tries dodging! to the side! if he's successful he'll try to use Goose's momentum against him to trip him. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[TRIPPED]

FUCK

[BUT gonna try to grab at heron's leg or shirt and BRING HIM DOWN WITH HIM]

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

[ fuck yes he tripped Goose

fuck no he's being taken down with him ]

Yikes -

[ well if he's crashing down anyway might as well try landing a drop elbow on Goose ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[HELP THAT JUST KNOCKS THE WIND OUT OF HIM FOR A MOMENT. enjoy a big ol' WHEEZE from Goose

tries to KICK HIM OFF]

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

[ oof that kick lands, and Heron gasps with it as he gets kicked away, trying to roll back to his feet.

just so he can jump back on top of Goose and try to pin him properly of course. pouncing on Goose ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[you pounce goose??? YOU POUNCE GOOSE LIKE PREY?? JAIL, JAIL FOR HERON

by which I mean Goose just starts BUCKIN AROUND like a horrible feral bull HOLD ON]

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

[ you know what helps with holding on?

biting Goose biting Goose biting Goose biting Goose ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[SCREAM/SQUAWKS]

[REACHING BACK TO GRAB HIM AND TRY TO MCTOSS HIM]

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

[ GETS TOSSED

WHEEEE

LANDS ON A BEANBAG SO HARD IT BURSTS. IT'S BEAN CARNAGE. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[restitui]

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Re: DISCUSSION

[monkeyseemonkeydoom]