UNHOLY DISORDER

[livestage]

You find yourselves in a surprisingly sterile room. It's entirely white, almost blindingly so. There are a few beanbag chairs to sit on, though perhaps not enough for your entire family. On one of the walls, there's a laminated poster of a wheel. At the center of the room is a table with a glass case on top. If you lift the case, you'll find a single red button. Behind a glass panel on the wall is a monitor that is currently off.

Curiously, it does not seem as though you can actually destroy anything in this room (save for a simple note by the button), regardless of how much you may try. The glass will never shatter. The poster cannot be torn into pieces. Furthermore, your blessings and powers are off and none of your personal belongings are actually on your person.

A simple note lays by the button on the table, a reminder of your directive: Will you push the button?

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

Ohhh, yeah. They enjoy the show for sure.

... Actually, if we want to win... we might want to fight about this for real.

Re: DISCUSSION

[afineknight]

Like a brawl?

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

Like a brawl. Or, uh, maybe more of a fight of champions of each side in the debate?

Re: DISCUSSION

[afineknight]

I think throwing punches over this would be very dramatic!

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

It sure would. Okay, well, I know I'm good at fighting. Phoenix is vetoed for being a soft noodly boy, and I think Flamingo would be a mean fighter.

... Boy I sure am about to challenge Goose to a fight over the button's honour, aren't I.

Re: DISCUSSION

[afineknight]

Fight! Fight! Fight! Throw punches! Break things!

[ nothing can break. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

[ nothing can break



still throws a beanbag chair at Goose ]

HEY GOOSE SHRIKE, KING OF RAPTORS! I'M CHALLENGING YOU and any other cowboy down to dance I guess TO FIGHT FOR BUTTON PUSHING or not pushing RIGHTS!

[ fuck his entire life ]

1/2

[brother_nature]

Wha--

[BEAN BAG TO THE FACE

ACTIVATED]

Re: DISCUSSION

[brother_nature]

[he didn't hear the part about the button just that he's bein' called out to fight

taking the beanbag chair in his hands

then BITING INTO IT TO RIP IT OPEN to spill out all those beans!!!! or sand or whatever]

Hey Heron you see this??? This is gonna be you in ten minutes!

[TOSSING TO THE SIDE AND JUST LEAPING AT HIM]

Re: DISCUSSION

[restitui]

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Re: DISCUSSION

[monkeyseemonkeydoom]

Re: DISCUSSION

[untilldeath]

Shit- I'm down. Might help to release some stress, too. Does the winner press the button?

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

The winner decides if anyone gets to press the button or not, and yeah, sure, they can press it, why not.

Re: DISCUSSION

[untilldeath]

Then you better look out, because I'm gonna wipe the floor with all of you.

Re: DISCUSSION

[restitui]

Excuse you.

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

I mean you can fight me about it if you want, noodle boy.

Re: DISCUSSION

[restitui]

Can we do something like rock-paper-scissors?

Re: DISCUSSION

[grifteryshack]

What, me and Crane too old to count??

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

Oh, sorry, more like I uh, realised the inevitable pay off too soon. And Crane's a healer, but... I guess he's welcome to try.

Did you... want to fight?

Re: DISCUSSION

[grifteryshack]

I mean if it'll add to the --

[Wait no he's getting punched brb]

Re: DISCUSSION

[afineknight]

[ THROWING A PUNCH AT HIM!!!!

it's an okay punch. whatever. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[grifteryshack]

Oh you're in for it now, pal!

[Except he's still gotta pretend to be a feeble old man. So it's also just an okay punch despite the dramatic way he lunges at Crane.....]

Re: DISCUSSION

[monkeyseemonkeydoom]

M-me? A mean fighter? You think I'm the kind of guy who scratches and bites and goes straight for eye-pokes and crotch-kicks?

Re: DISCUSSION

[notlikeanyone]

Yes.

Re: DISCUSSION

[untilldeath]

Try that shit with me and I'll rip that pretty hair out my guy.