BARTENDER - UNHOLY DISORDER

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RULES/INFO/RECIPE BOOK | FAMILY ROOMS/DRINK ORDER ZONES | TURN-IN

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Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[brother_nature]

Hell yeah, let's see what ya serve up.

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

Alrighty rooty, here we go.

[ grabs a couple of cubes of fruit and frowns in thought, then hands them over.

Tea and agave.

Tea and fruit. ]

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[brother_nature]

[aw that first one is sweet and heron beats their asses, badass--

wait what is this second one

he doesn't know what xmas is but WOW]


Okay I can't lie, if he wasn't doin' that to you, specifically? That clown fucker might have the right idea.

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

No. No he does not.

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[brother_nature]

You gotta admit that's some quality torture! Like if I hated, REALLY hated someone? I could get that creative.

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

[ pinches the bridge of his nose. ]

Don't - okay. Hang on.

[ turning to the ceiling, cupping mouth with a hand. ]

Excuse me, miss producer, may I have a spray bottle of water? I promise not to use it in the drinks.

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[tricksyvixie]

Okay! You shouldn’t!

[a spray bottle drops from the sky, it is normal if he just sprays stuff with it but if anyone drinks it they are gonna experience like fifteen minutes of wild hallucinations]

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[brother_nature]

[blinks]

Eh? What's that for?

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

Thank you!

[ picks it up

spritzes Goose lightly in the face ]

DON'T TAKE INSPIRATION FROM THE JOKER! BAD! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[brother_nature]

[akl;dfjadfksa]

O-oi! It's not inspiration! Okay, okay, I won't glaze him up!

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

[ whew. HE IS GENUINELY RELIEVED. ]

Good. Thank you. I hate that fucking guy.

[ puts the spray bottle safely away from the drinks. ]

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[brother_nature]

I guess that's fair....



If it helps, since he was messin' with ya, I'd kill him without hesitation.

[and maybe steal the car but still]

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

[ Heron for fuck's sake don't be touched by promises of murder even if it's the Joker ]

... Well. Thanks, Goose, that's one murder I'd actually appreciate.

[ admitting that he's okay with any kind of murder is a meaningful truth and one he's conflicted about EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE JOKER so that's a coffee and club soda. ]