BARTENDER - UNHOLY DISORDER

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[restitui]

... at least this time it's not only alcohol we have to drink.

A ROWDY DRINK FOR FRIDAY

[restitui]

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Something that would make someone rowdy, thanks! It's for Friday.

my (non-serious) suggestion:
- cocoa
- coffee
- coffee
- coffee
- juice
- alcohol

Re: A ROWDY DRINK FOR FRIDAY

[brother_nature]

[staring at this like

this shit don't make you rowdy]

OI, we need some stronger shit! C'mon now!

[can we get a MONSTER ENERGY to throw in the mix]

DELIVERED

[vapour]

here

A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[restitui]

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Hello please gimme a drink that ya would give to a woman who has dominated dozens of men and probably also women. Make it beautiful but cold.

Thank ya much. Here's to ma and her.

Well if ya know ya know.

- fruit?
- alcohol?
- juice?
- help?

Re: A DOMINEERING WOMAN

[notlikeanyone]

This was Nettle, right? This is definitely meant to be reminiscent of Azalea, so I'd say a tea base would be good. So some kind of iced tea cocktail? In a tall, elegant glass.

MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

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I would like a frozen chocolate mocha frappuccino with extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

And some chocolate chips and a bit of a cookie crumble, if possible.

- coffee
- milk
- milk
- milk
- milk
- cocoa
- cocoa
- cocoa

(i think?)

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[vapour]

Ohhh... it's kinda like the cookie dragon milkshake I took him for on shore that he's hoping for, I bet! But frozen coffee style instead of a milkshake.

MOCHA

[restitui]

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Coffee!
Cocoa!
Agave!

Re: MOCHA

[restitui]

[ coffee + cocoa... considers. ]

- I've paused before, but some things happened and I decided I had to see something. And I think I haven't, but all it's done is show me who I don't want to be. Or how I don't want people to perceive me.

About visionstuff, I mean.

I'm going to stop watching them. Maybe I will again one day, but I think whatever story that might have I like this one better. I've thought about it a while and, like, changing my name because Phoenix has really weird connotations for me now.

But maybe I'm feeling a little rebellious, because I don't want to lose an idea that's an important to me. At least not until I find something really good, and that hasn't happened yet.

DIET LEMONADE

[restitui]

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Diet lemonade. You guys should be making the best version, right?

This might just be:
Juice
Juice
Herbs???

Re: DIET LEMONADE

[vapour]

That's not diet, though... But I guess maybe the machine is kinda magical and can fix that hopefully?

FEELING PEACHY

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Please give me a sparkling peach wine cooler with extra peach wedges.

- Alcohol
- Fruit
- Club soda?
- Juice

Re: FEELING PEACHY

[restitui]

[ juice, fruit x1 ]

PINA COLADA

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PINA COLADA

- juice
- fruit
- milk

Re: PINA COLADA

[notlikeanyone]

[ Juice + milk ]

CANDY DELIGHT

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Please make me a drink that tastes like candy. No milk or alcohol though. Thanks!

- Juice
- Juice
- Fruit
- Fruit
- Herbs?

Re: CANDY DELIGHT

[notlikeanyone]

Hmm... rather than fruit, maybe some agave? That's basically sugar so it'll be more candy-like, and the fruit flavour would come from the juice.

DISORDERLY CONDUCT

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Disorderly Conduct

- Cocoa
- Coffee
- Alcohol

Re: DISORDERLY CONDUCT

[grifteryshack]

What're we going for here, like a liqueur? Frangelico maybe?

[He will help himself to that beer. E Z.]

DIXIE'S DELIGHT

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Give me the most lawless dang drink you can figure out! ☆


it's gotta be alcohol


or it's dixie

what if we give her everything BUT alcohol

Re: DIXIE'S DELIGHT

[vapour]

Not giving her alcohol almost sounds more sacrilegious than lawless. Maybe you can make up for it by putting some druglike herbs in there somewhere as a peace offering.

CREAM SODA + MANGO

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Hmmm...could I have a cream soda with mango?

- Juice
- Club soda
- milk
- fruit

Re: CREAM SODA + MANGO

[restitui]

[ juice, milk x1 ]

MOCHA'S SWEET TRAP

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What's your sweetest drink available?

- club soda
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave
-agave

Re: MOCHA'S SWEET TRAP

[restitui]

[ juice, agave x1 ]

CAKE TIME

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I want a drink that tastes like cake! No booze, please.

- milk
- tea
- agave
- agave
- cocoa

Re: CAKE TIME

[restitui]

[ EVEN IF WE DON'T USE THIS RECIPE. Exactly.


He can still offer a cube of tea, cocoa x1 with this. Completely deadpan: ]

I got an actual super heroing memory and it is very yay.

COFFEE CORNER

[restitui]

[ for truths you just wanna get out of your system that don't fit elsewhere (or may fit elsewhere but also) ]

Re: COFFEE CORNER

[grifteryshack]

[At some point Loon's had Many Beers and the truth effect is going to really add up. So. Here have a whole bunch of ingredients while he runs his mouth because he can't take it anymore.]

I don't have amnesia! Never did. Nobody say a word to Hex or I'm gonna -- I'm gonna bop ya one!

Been lyin' the whole time 'cause I don't wanna explain what happened to him. 'Cause he'll prolly do something stupid about it.

Think I've been in every Family, some of 'em a few times. This'd be the second time with Disorder, not gonna find anybody that knows it, though.

See, I got this Blessing where people forget all about me. Or partly. Depends, probably just be sorta fuzzy for you guys by now. If I used it, and I ain't gonna do that!

'Cause I like all you weirdos! My kinda people! I'm thinkin' I'll stay in the Disorder, even! Permanently!

......Uhhhh aaaalso they might've sent Sam t' "take care" of me. Cnet, I mean. Cirrus. Maybe 'cause they know.

Did I say that part?? I'm sorta from Cirrus. Was? I dunno, it's complicated!

[Idk a lot of cocoa and club soda, a little agave...]

SPILL THE TEA

[restitui]

[ general emotionshare/memshare section for those who want to mass give and or do so 1v1 ease without in a drink ]

Re: SPILL THE TEA

[restitui]

[ LOOK I STARTED THIS BEFORE I REALIZED HE GOT THEM A BUNCH OF AGAVE SO IT'S GETTING PUT DOWN.


which is to say he thinks for a long moment and then chooses to offer a cube to anyone who'd like to see. ]

I don't remember a super lot about Alice other than she deserved way better. She was really nice to me and protected me on the Road and - [ A beat. "I killed her," he didn't. Even in his own twisted mind just because he made the Road, Agatha is the one who did it and - ] She died protecting someone. She was a protection witch.

And I want more people to know her, because I really admire Alice.



[ The link is 1:14 seconds, so it's better to read but the segment is from a memory I wrote up that he intentionally broke down and it's just:

You sit next to [ Alice ] and try to strike up conversation by asking about her tattoo. She's quick to move her arm and dismisses your question forcing you to awkwardly look away. After a moment, she tells you: "Got it in Colorado. My mom was playing red rocks." "That symbol wards of curses, right?" "She, um, made me get it because she said - uh = all the women in our family were cursed... She wasn't well."
🖤 "How old were you?"
💙 "...Thirteen, maybe?"
🖤 You smile understandingly, "A lot happened to me at thirteen, too."
💙 "... I miss your eyeliner, but the hair's cute," she compliments, smiling back. You give a small laugh. ]

Disorderly Conduct with extra agave and cocoa

[notlikeanyone]

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Cocoa
Coffee
Alcohol
Agave
Cocoa

Re: Disorderly Conduct with extra agave and cocoa

[brother_nature]

[throws back another beer. Bailey's liqueur get!!]

Double the cocoa and agave too, eh?

Cool. Let's see for a truth. . .oh yeah! I like the taste of blood and all, but I'm fine just eatin' normal shit. The whole eating people thing is mostly to establish dominance, I don't really need to do it. But I want folks to know I can do it!

Still think we should some day though, just to send a message.

[COFFEE + COCOA]

Same thing with murder, to be honest. Sometimes ya just feel like killin' shit, but I ain't gonna shrivel up and die cuz I can't. If that was the case, I'd have gone crazy a long time ago. Still gonna threaten the fuck out of folks though, and they're in for a surprise if they think I'm bluffing and we're stuck in a room together.

[ANOTHER....COFFEE + COCOA]

Now agave. . .someone give me a high five real quick.

[if someone touches him, they will feel the sheer ADRENALINE RUSH he gets from murder, particularly of the guards back on land. And he is proud of how quick of work he can make out of them.

tea + agave!!]

Disorderly Conduct...ish

[notlikeanyone]

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I want a Disorderly Conduct-inspired drink with bonus ingredients representing each one of you without tasting bad in the end.

Cocoa
Coffee
Alcohol
???
Our unending disapproval

Re: Disorderly Conduct...ish

[brother_nature]

[chugs another beer - this time Blackberry Brandy for the alcohol base]

If they want it to taste good we're gonna need a shit ton of agave.

I feel like I'm runnin' out of truths. . .oh yeah, I have carved into someone here before, it was fun. And I got consent so no one be mad. Wish I could do it again and make the marks stay. . .

[COFFEE + COCOA]

Agave. . .eh fuck it, I'll roll another vision.

[VISION FRUIT TIME. THIS TIME. . . this one. tea + agave. he is very cheerful about feeding his brother.

anyway i guess goose knows he has a brother now]

Milk tea

[notlikeanyone]

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Tea
Milk
Milk

Re: Milk tea

[vapour]

[ tea, club soda

Can use club soda elsewhere.

milk + juice

Using juice for Jem's pink drink.

milk + juice.

Free juice for elsewhere. ]

Why

[notlikeanyone]

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Start with a bowl of sparkling tea, and add in a drink that reflects nature. Add a latte, and a portion of your Family's signature cocktail. Get rid of the macchiato element, halve the alcohol and spill the tea.

Take out all hints of sweetness as the finish. Thank you.

Tea
Tea
Club soda
Acidia's Alembic (Herbs, Agave, Alcohol)
Coffee
Milk
Agave
-Coffee
-(foamed) Milk
burn the alcohol off
write some gossip on a napkin
top with latte art of why are you like this

Re: Why

[brother_nature]

What the hell is this.

This is basically a bitter latte, right? Alright. . .

[picking up two fruit memories to share--

One - Milk + tea

Two - tea + club soda

this is also Goose's first time seeing either of these.]

. . .

Well that's disappointing. Anyway what else do we need. Herbs and shit?

Pink drink

[notlikeanyone]

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The pinkest drink since this is the most pink Family, please!

Pink juice
Pink fruit
Pink alcohol
Pink tea or herbs

Re: Pink drink

[vapour]

[ using 1 juice from here.

Will also drink a beer for the x1 alcohol. ]

Disorderly Conduct light on chocolate

[notlikeanyone]

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All right, let's try the signature cocktail from Disorder. Not a huge fan of chocolate in my drinks, but I'm sure you guys can pull it off.

Cocoa
Coffee
Alcohol

Re: Disorderly Conduct light on chocolate

[brother_nature]

[CHUGS ANOTHER BEER. They get Amaretto for alcohol this time.

and oops that spray bottle is starting to hit.]

Take on The Drink

[vapour]

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A drink that you think would best suit the Forge that isn't our signature drink.

Re: Take on The Drink

[notlikeanyone]

Well. We do have a lot of coffee we're not using. And they sometimes call super strong coffee "motor oil", don't they? Not to mention, I bet a bunch of members of Forge drink way too much coffee while they're working on projects.

So what I'm saying is, we should find the biggest pitcher we can and fill it with coffee.