livestage | BARTENDER - UNHOLY DISORDER

Hah? You shouldn't. I don't care about folks most days and I ain't a bad person.

[he is very much a bad person]

Besides, you'd go right back to caring, wouldn't ya? So it's fine. Less of you bein' selfish and more like you're takin' a mental vacation.

Edited 2025-07-12 03:54 (UTC)

I need so many mental vacations.

Methinks you should take one. Go chill with your boyfriend for a day and don't worry about what us fuckos are doin'.

It is really hard not to worry about what you fuckos are doing. [ Mildly. ] There's also... like, no where to go.

It's a cruise ship there's gotta be some quiet places for you guys to--[scrunches his nose, thinking]

What do you two even like doin'?

[ help ]

We talk a lot? Watch movies, hang out, read together, study - normal stuff. Or normal, boat possible stuff. When we were docked we got to do things like go to the zoo and get dinners. We went to a card shop for game night.

[snaps fingers]

Combine it. Movie and dinner night. Make it romantic as shit. Little slice of normalcy.

Also, what else do we need here?

[ whinesss ]

We've done that.

[ looks at the list looks up hmms ]

I think we've gotten everything? I don't really know what would make this drink good.

Is making it good the goal???

[HE JUST ASSUMED THEY WERE POISONING PEOPLE]

And done that, eh?

What about sparrin'?

Yes??? Yes it is?

[ IN THE SQUEAKY TONE OF WE'RE NOT POISONING PEOPLE!!! ]

Neither one of us are physical fighters.

Huh. I'll remember that for the rest of 'em.

[he will not add absinthe to more drinks]

Anyway, that's the point. It's something yer not used to, and you don't have to be serious about it. Just have fun.