BARTENDER - UNHOLY DISORDER

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Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

[ thank god for having adults so he never has to drink ]

I know I'm not wrong and mushy, thanks, it's one of my superpowers.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

I'd prefer the zappy zap things ya do!

What else, you need chocolate yeah? Am I doing this right. . .

[okay this doesn't have beer he guesses. oh an indulgence HE CAN DO THAT]

Sucks that Flamingo is gone, he was kinda hot! That count?

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

wait hold on


FLAMINGO WAS YOUR TYPE?

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Hah? A lot of folks are my type, I just don't talk about it.

[you're CHILDREN]

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

... I kind of want to ask more and I simultaneously do not want to ask more.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

If ya need more chocolate yer gonna have to ask.

Or I can talk about who I want to kill if that's easier to stomach.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

I do not want to know who you'd want to kill ever, actually.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Ah?! Even the fuckers that brought us here? They should count!

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

I hear enough about how you want to kill people, like, every day anyway.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Booo. Okay fine, you tell ME something so we can get the cocoa.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

[ makes a face as he considers. goose knows a lot already???? ]

Okay. How about I want to know care so much about everyone else for like a day and that makes me feel like a bad person?

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Hah? You shouldn't. I don't care about folks most days and I ain't a bad person.

[he is very much a bad person]

Besides, you'd go right back to caring, wouldn't ya? So it's fine. Less of you bein' selfish and more like you're takin' a mental vacation.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

I need so many mental vacations.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Methinks you should take one. Go chill with your boyfriend for a day and don't worry about what us fuckos are doin'.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

It is really hard not to worry about what you fuckos are doing. [ Mildly. ] There's also... like, no where to go.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

It's a cruise ship there's gotta be some quiet places for you guys to--[scrunches his nose, thinking]

What do you two even like doin'?

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

[ help ]

We talk a lot? Watch movies, hang out, read together, study - normal stuff. Or normal, boat possible stuff. When we were docked we got to do things like go to the zoo and get dinners. We went to a card shop for game night.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

[snaps fingers]

Combine it. Movie and dinner night. Make it romantic as shit. Little slice of normalcy.

Also, what else do we need here?

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

[ whinesss ]

We've done that.


[ looks at the list looks up hmms ]

I think we've gotten everything? I don't really know what would make this drink good.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Is making it good the goal???

[HE JUST ASSUMED THEY WERE POISONING PEOPLE]

And done that, eh?

What about sparrin'?

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

Yes??? Yes it is?

[ IN THE SQUEAKY TONE OF WE'RE NOT POISONING PEOPLE!!! ]

Neither one of us are physical fighters.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Huh. I'll remember that for the rest of 'em.

[he will not add absinthe to more drinks]

Anyway, that's the point. It's something yer not used to, and you don't have to be serious about it. Just have fun.

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

Beating up my boyfriend doesn't sound fun when I'm already worried about hurting people.


[ + coffee, fruit ]

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[brother_nature]

Sexy fight him then.

[HE'S TRYING,]

Re: MOCHA DIABETES

[restitui]

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